Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead. Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies, everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out!
Up Next in Season 2
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Valentimes Day!
Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins. We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates, and everything in between. && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!
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Bert Done A TedTalk?
We find out Who the fuck reported our exotic spa? Oh,, and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose? maybe. But the big fuckin shocker this week is that Bert's doin a TedTalk in Halifax!
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Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It
Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd
