Hi hunny, this is Martina! In this episode we're talking all about Tracy's dreams after she started doin melatonins, I share a phone call I got from my legit insane sister, Bev... Tracy goes on about staying overnight at the wildlife park, and SO much more... So come listen to the going ons!

Hi Sexies! Tracy here... On this episode I find out you can't piss on an ancestry DNA test, Doreen takes a bad fall but we don't feel bad for her, and Martina makes some biiiiig progress with the man of her dreams, Minnow Rizetto... plus a whole bunch more. So crack a drink even if you're at work...

Hi it's Martina! On this episode we're Shootin The Sh!t we're talking about whether my new boo is actually married, Tracy's quest to find her father and our new obsession, a beached blue whale!

Yous asked and we heard yahs, its our very special Halloween special ! We read ghost stories yous submitted to us, some of our own stories, and so much more. Turns out the devil loves to hang out in all sorts of places around Cape Breton... badness!

Well fuck, it's been an eventful week to say the least. We chat about Martina sprawled out naked like Samantha from Sex and the City, Me Tracy figuring out who my father is, what happened with the whale, and we even make Dave Sampson hate us,,,,,, sorry hun. Dave if ur reading this I'm so fucking...

Martina here, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those American tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow. Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so mu...

New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon! We talk about nicknames, and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME PS shoutout t...

might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE. oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn, Tracy fought 4 cops, and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA... pumped.

Martina here! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn. AND we fill yous in on Claxton! my nephew. he's 3 years old, addicted to nicotine, and just got his se...

BrandiLynn started having parties eh. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy .,, and i tracy get in a bus accident, saved a bunch of ppl

Roxanne gets a death threat, Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs... and Colleen gets shot :/ lots happenin this week! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good shoutout to Goldie and Linny,, love yassss

Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh, srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight, and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter ... all this n more on this weeks episode :P

Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh.. brutal. anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories... LMAO ya right ... toxic

hard to believe its 2024 eh... wow, I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen. thx xo

We're dead if she finds out about this,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta Bert wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod, I can't even keep it together omfg LOL. We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot, and my dream about buffalo bill,, and so much more. xo Mar...

Game recognizes game. and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton,, Goldie Boutilier. She's a fuckin legend. no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox. I can't believe we grew up in the same place. For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to ww...

On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time! Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turne...

Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south. guess who shows up, guess who got arrested, and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya.

Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead. Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies, everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out!

Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins. We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates, and everything in between. && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!

We find out Who the fuck reported our exotic spa? Oh,, and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose? maybe. But the big fuckin shocker this week is that Bert's doin a TedTalk in Halifax!

Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd

I swear to god theres bin that many winning lottery tickets sold in new waterford its insaaaaane ,, we woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million , so we're trying to find out who .. Oh, and tracy went on a date at Westmouth Hot Suppers. I got a voicemail from Bev , and...

Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the f****n windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also...