Park After Dark
7 Seasons
Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.
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29:24Episode 1
Monster Cock
Episode 1
A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers the good kind and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is fucked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!
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Sweet Empowered Chicken Burgers (With Egg Rolls)
Episode 2
For fuck's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fucking fusion cuisine treat!
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Heaty Mac 'n' Cheese With Deep-Fried Chicken Parts
Episode 3
Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged! Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to... Canada!
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30:51Episode 4
Three-Soft-Cock Dornichos
Episode 4
It's raining horse cocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!
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33:44Episode 5
Givin'r With FUBAR
Episode 5
The Boys have a special fucking guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
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30:28Episode 6
Bubbles' Slow Fried Bologny Sammiches
Episode 6
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!
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I'd Bang One of You Guys for a Slap Chop
Episode 7
Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
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30:20Episode 8
Kraft Dinner Muscle Meal
Episode 8
Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird fucking ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!
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31:52Episode 9
Baby Supersub
Episode 9
Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
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29:47Episode 10
Gettin' Book Learnt With Ricky
Episode 10
Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that has...
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32:13Episode 11
When A Shit Day Goes Good
Episode 11
Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to shit last night - literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!
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31:57Episode 12
Meat Bender
Episode 12
Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the shitter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!
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We Don't Fuck With Anyone, So Don't Fuck With Us
Episode 13
It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already fucked up! They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!
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31:24Episode 14
Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones
Episode 14
The Boys are still partying into the weekend - except Julian's lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky's fridge, and discuss the worst kids' names, eating an octopus, and why wombat...
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Trinity the Hortons Asstant Asstant Supervisor
Episode 15
The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky's made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a 'horizontal refreshment' is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
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Rollin' Right into Heaven - on a Flock of Reindeer
Episode 16
Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home! He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details w...
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32:50Episode 17
The Big Fucking Bang Theory
Episode 17
Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!
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The Birds and the Bees, the Beavers and the Booze
Episode 18
The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday! Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
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31:43Episode 19
The Boys In The Hall
Episode 19
Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
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31:15Episode 20
Brain Fuckers
Episode 20
Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park Aft...
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29:53Episode 21
Green Jellÿ Apocalypse
Episode 21
Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
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29:42Episode 22
Where's Your Head At?!
Episode 22
The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and R...
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31:23Episode 23
Sunnyvale SuperHosts and the SuperGuest
Episode 23
Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson - make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his fucked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!
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31:50Episode 24
Robert Sheehan's Shirtless Circus
Episode 24
Ricky's started up an 'AirDnD', and his first guest is only fuckin' Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert's favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the piss out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!