Mailbag

Mailbag

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Getting free shit is so much fucking fun! The Boys open up their mailbag to see what bizarre and crazy gifts you fans have sent in!

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  • Bag Avalanche!

    Episode 1

    It's the first Mailbag of 2022, and the Boys are catching up on their Chrisxmas gifts! Fuck the new year's diet - there are Newfie treats, pretzels and jerky! Plus: The Boys spill the beans on new TPB shit...

  • Bananas

    Episode 2

    In the Bag this week: The Lobster Mafia, a weed angel, a wedding invite, and chips, chips, fuckin' chips! Also: Mike, you're saying 'dried plantain' too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80-90 times, man?

  • Mothersucking Shite

    Episode 3

    In the Bag today: Mike's too sexy for his t-shirt, Robb gets a golden vagina, and Julian's glass gets an upgrade! Plus: Chipper takes you deep into the Bag!

  • FUCK OFF PAT

    Episode 4

    Pat's in the bag today, along with a gruff as fuck JP! There's a gift for Big Daddy, three twennies for Mike, and squeezy cheesy tits for JP! Also: Mike's new favourite drawing of Bubbles or is it Elton John?!

  • Rum Muscles And The Cheeseburger

    Episode 5

    Is this the greatest fucking Mailbag ever? There's a treat from Turkey, an update on Pat and JP's stormy relationship, socks with a stinky secret, and a bonanza of THC goodies for Pat's holes!

  • Cheap Thrills

    Episode 6

    What are we doin' to these people out there??! The Boys get some truly fucked-up Mailbag packages today: Robb accidentally hails Satan, there's a new Conky, and the Boys get into some real kinky shit!

  • Stylophones and Snack Boners

    Episode 7

    Pat gets a bunch of gifts today, and he's not even fucking there! But the Boys don't leave the Bag empty handed - there's Iron Maiden goodies, the best chips ever, and a decent space shirt for Bubbles! Plus: Mike Smith, Stylophone virtuoso!

  • Bags, Bags, More Fucking Bags

    Episode 8

    On today's sexy Mailbag: The Boys pillage Pat's presents, get a happy package for the Muscle Diva, and a box of sweet, sweet liquor! Plus a bunch of fucking garbage bags!

  • Boys, We Got An Explosion

    Episode 9

    Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag! There's a bunch of wedding invites and free booze?!, a borntday package for Robb, and a fucking BBQ tragedy! Plus: Something is scrump-dilly in the state of Denmark...

  • Mike Boozebag

    Episode 10

    On this week's stuffed Mailbag: Fucked wedding invites, hemp wood laser art and Filipino fish bits! Plus: Johnny One Knee doesn't fuck around, Boys!

  • One Gift Per Nerd

    Episode 11

    Fuck Mailbag, the Boys are off to the park for a picnic with their dope new coolers! Plus Muscle Mix, bags o' jerky, and a gift for the SwearNet IT Nerd!

  • Bullshit Button

    Episode 12

    Get these boxes open for a li'l Julian plushie, can of sausages, muscle mags, Bruce McCullough bootleg, and a halfsies Ricky shirt on this week's Mail Bag! Also: does Robb look like Virginia Madsen?

  • JP's Muscular Party Popper Party

    Episode 13

    Alright fuckers, it's time to party! JP's got a borntday box full of party poppers and treats, but can he smash a piƱata with his bare muscles? Also: the best fuckin' chips in the world, and a plushy Spenny! Or is it Kenny?

  • Gator Shit Jerky

    Episode 14

    This week: The three drunk-ass bitches get more wedding invites, Ricky gets a bookle, and a liquor bird swoops in with a diaper-licious alligator snack! Also: Don't stop believin' - good advice and inspiration from JP!

  • I Just Wanna Piece Of Fucking Chocolate

    Episode 15

    What's in the Bag today? Dirty ol' Newfie swish, a double whammy of Kiss kitty tees, Muscle Rocks and dope shirts.... but all Mike wants is some fucking chocolate!

  • The Cliffhanger Episode

    Episode 16

    DEFCON-5 for another round of Mailbag! This week: More eclectic shit from Rudi, Amy and Elizabeth knock it outta the park and into the lake, and a fucked idea for Mailbag On The Road!

  • The Thrilling Conclusion To Last Week's Cliffhanger

    Episode 17

    THIS WEEK: Thrills! Spills! And... Skwinkles?! Also: Weird chips, a sour candy overload, and Mike's John Lennon impersonation!

  • Let's Eat Mike

    Episode 18

    On today's stuffed Mailbag: Fun times from Puerto Rico, more fackin' questions from Rudi, and a big Beatles birthday blowout box for Mike!

  • Thy Shit Thyself

    Episode 19

    No Robb today, but Terry Freeland is here to help JP and Mike out. There's cat piss soda, a snack stack of glory, and a shitty mystery to solve! Just how baked are you boys today?!

  • Cock-Encased Chili Caesar Chip Party

    Episode 20

    The Boys lock up their cocks and dive into the latest Mailbag! There's some awesome fan mail for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, a box of Turkish delights, and a hot snap of chilli vodka!

  • Shitty This, Shitty That

    Episode 21

    The Boys rip open another stuffed Mailbag and find a Halloween shitpile and free beer shit! Plus: JP's sexcapade in a Dartmouth motel, and more fucking letters!

  • Xmas Special Pt 1: Don't Shitspray My Haggis

    Episode 22

    In Part 1 of our Bumper Xmas Bag: Sweet and savoury treats for your face and your hole, and a box of Scotland's finest! Also: JP causes a big fuckin' STINK!

  • Xmas Special Pt 2: Thrusty And Salty

    Episode 23

    The Boys' reading skills are put to the test, there's a big package for Big Daddy, and Christmas cums again for Mike!

  • Bad To The Bone

    Episode 24

    Get back in the Bag for the first Mailbag of 2023! We've got all your favourites - fucked letters, seriously fucked food, and a huge penis ice luge. Wait... a fucking WHAT??!