The Polley Wash Experience has become a local sensation, thanks to the slogan and viral hashtag: Dirty Cars - Clean Souls. This success ruins the grand opening of The Royal Rinse and Dulse retaliates with a devastating aerial assault unleashed by Gull and his flock of Saint John seagulls.
Meanwhile, Johnny accepts his fate and joins the Loyalist Society, overseeing all car wash activities in Saint John. Johnny discovers a cryptic message in the Car Wash Conservation Act that may be the key to victory in the Second Car Wash War.