Who the fuck is this riveting diapered Cupid, and why the fuck is he celebrating Valentine's Day today? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 17th, 2022.

They say absinthe makes the Roach grow fuckier -- yes, Pat is back and he's fucked the hell up on absinthe and cereal, and LOUD as FUCK! Now let's learn some MATH! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, March 7th, 2022.

Time to get nasty, you dirty fucking shitcocks! Pat and Mike are still fucked on absinthe while they talk unique names and retro games -- plus it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2022.

CLANG FUCKING BANG hold on to your teeth and let's see Pat's spicy meatballs! Also: what's your name mean...in Ninja? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, March 9th, 2022.

Live long and cum on JP's tits, The Roach Approach is back with pointy ears, waffles, bacon, and calls with The Boys! Also: where the fuck has Pat been? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, March 25th, 2022.

Come to the Roach Approach, the greatest, most riveting show on fucking Earth! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, March 28th, 2022.

Eat a slice of chiffon cake and take a nice big fuckin rip off that bong, it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! Also: what was Pat's favourite TPB episode to shoot? From the LIVE broadcast on March 29th, 2022.

Weed Appreciation Week continues with The Roach! Why is the grass always browner on the other side, and what the fuck is up with all the pencils? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, March 30th, 2022.

What kind of peanut butter April Fools fuckery do Pat and Mike plan for Final Approach Friday in the Roach Nest? From the LIVE broadcast on April 1st, 2022.

May the Fourth be with you scurvy shitlords, The Roach is back in all his nude, riveting, glistening glory! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, May 4th, 2022.

Get some hoagies into yer holes, the Roach is high as fuck and he wants Mike's liquids! Also: a Roach comic? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, May 5th, 2022.

TAKE OFF YER PANTS! Put on a beer helmet! Get in the Roach Nest with the Boys -- it's Final Approach Friday! From the LIVE broadcast on May 6th, 2022.

Leg of fucking lamb, naked gardening -- what the FUCK is Pat charging to SwearNet's expense account? From the LIVE broadcast on May 9th, 2022.

Pat's gonna intuit some shrimp facts, and it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers -- with a special fucking guest! From the LIVE broadcast on May 10th, 2022.

You're travelling through another dimension, not only of shit and piss, but of gut; a riveting journey into fucked imagination -- the Roach Approach! Also: cupcakes and bacon-wrapped cream puffs! From the LIVE broadcast on May 11th, 2022.

A Roach wrote a limerick once, to get laughs outta you cunts, it is what it is, fuck shit cunt piss, hey what the fuck is International Awareness Day? Also: cones! From the LIVE broadcast on May 12th, 2022.

Hiiighwaaay to THE ROACH APPROACH! Honk a tuba and get in the Nest with Mike, JP, Robb, Pat the Friday the Fucking 13th Jason Top Gun Leprechaun, and a fuckload of cheeseburgers! From the LIVE broadcast on May 13th, 2022.