A bit of a fucked up week because of the massive blizzard that hit Atlantic Canada. Not a whole lot going on. But apparently Smith is looking for a Good time! Check out this new episode of Swearnet State of the Union!

The boys are a little late delivering this SOTU! Why, you ask? Fucking watch and find out why don't ya!

The boys are desperate for some fucking headspace after a crazy week! So they head out to the local cave to write and update you all. And yes they address the fucking Fordasco!

Yet another late edition of Swearnet SOTU because of intoxication. Check out this vid to see what the boys were up to last week amidst the drunkenness!

Another late edition of SOTU.... and more drunken excuses! Check it out!

The boys announce the winners of the #SwearnetSweetJP video contest! This is the final State of the Union address from the Swearnet Studio before heading to the set of TPB9 next week! Check it out fuckers!

Season 9 is wrapped! And it's been a bit since we updated you so press play and shut the fuck up for a couple minutes!

The boys moved out of their old office only to find themselves in a total shitshow! Smith has it all under control though. Yeah, right!

The boys give a tour of the new studio and talk details on some major fucking upcoming events!

The boys are back with a State of the Union update - minus Robb

From Snoop Dogg to Pat's cock - the boys are back from Pemberton with a few updates for you fuckers!

The latest on the SwearNet studio and Snoop Dogg... and Mike has a very fucking important announcement about cocks!

This week on SOTU - send us your artwork and you could win Mike's twerking masterpiece! Also, updates on SwearNet: The Movie, Pat's cock and the lawyer dicks, and JP's fucked new hairdo!

Lots of cool shit happening at the SwearNet studio this week! News on TPB, SwearNet: The Movie, and Mike's new identity... What the fuck?!

Better fucking late than never! The latest from the Boys about upcoming SWEARNET: THE MOVIE events, the Pemberton fuck-up... and JP's new rock band?!

The boys bring you up to speed on the launch of TPB Season 8 on Netflix....and what members who signed up prior to the announcement will get in return.

The Boys and Pat sorry, Chico from Colombia report from SwearNet Studio A! Find out what the fuck they got up to in LA last week...

The Boys are back from Vegas but are still a little fucked up from their trip. Watch them give a really fucked up tour of a few sets in the studio.

Time for another fucked update from the studio... providing Mike and Robb keep their greasy fucking hands off JP's cabin peanuts!

Robb and JP have an announcement and DO NOT look like dicks! And where the fuck is Smith?

This week: JP's hanging with some Jamaican hunks, Mike's in trouble with a Beach Boy, and Robb has an appetite for DESTRUCTION!

J.P. talks more about the new friends he made on his trip to Jamaica.

JP isn't allowed to talk about the big announcements coming next week - but he is ready to kick some fucker's ASS!

Robb, JP and Mike have very fucking exciting news about what's happening at swearnet.com!