The Ancient Trial of Molasses
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25-Sep-2025
Kayla has one last chance to save the Polley Wash by succeeding in The Ancient Trial of Molasses thanks to a loophole discovered in the Car Wash Conservation Act.
Mister Dulse’s confidence in his abilities to sabotage Kayla Polley are at an all time low. His final plan? To help Kayla Polley, spiraling himself down a logical paradox that forces him to question his genuine intentions. In his insecure mind, the only way to hurt Kayla Polley is to genuinely try to help her.
Kayla reluctantly accepts the helping hand from Mister Dulse, but will she be able to succeed in the ancient trial and save the Polley Wash as her father once did, and bring Saint John’s Second Car Wash War to an end?
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