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Dirty Diapers and Gold Rings
Tracy's boyfriend Brodie Currie is flipped out over what the girls chose to share online preventing her from ever mentioning him or his family on the internet again. Martina's daughter Brandi-Lynn went to jail and missed out on graduation and Tracy's father ditched the scooter for the ride on la...
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ChatBONER
Time's running out to stash the slime before winter, and Terry's got some wild ideas how to transport it out of Halifax! Julian continues to make friends with his AI buddy, and Terry ponders rocket-launching balloons. Plus: Don't tell the Oak Island dicks - Terry's about to go on a treasure hunt?!
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Now, That’s a Family!
Rhett misreads Eliza’s hint and chases a grand gesture. When Sheryl Lee Ann (Katelyn McCulloch) arrives to sell junk tied to Mark and Norma Jean’s insurance scam, he spots a ring and plans a proposal. The rightful owners return to claim it, and Rhett balks. Their bluster draws wannabe robbers, tu...
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BONUS: As-tu des cigarettes or wha? Avec Sami Landri
On today’s episode we meet a real DRAG QUEEN and social media artist, Sami Landri! Sami gives us a lesson in all things Acadian. Who knew the French Club in New Waterford had ties to Beyoncé!
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Takin' Care Of Business
Terry wants to be Julian's smart slime business partner - but can he pass the fuckin' interview? They also discuss sweaty dogs, ant-infused cheese, and why Jacob's lost in the woods with only one shoe. Plus: Is Terry as smart as ChatGPT?
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The Wrong Arm of the Law
Maggie’s subpoena plunges King & Pawn into legal chaos. Desperate,
Rhett calls Mark Flaherty, who promptly moves trial prep into the cramped
shop, straining Eliza. To fund a defense, Rhett and Eliza pitch a blunt
banker (Liam Fair) who challenges their idea of family. Meanwhile, Mark
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BONUS: Waking Up In Cold Sweats with Alicia McCarvell
Turns out content creator superstar Alicia McCarvell has Cape Breton roots. Alicia stops by the she shed and teaches Tracy and Martina about self-love, body positivity, and how body shaming your kid is actually toxic behavior. Who knew!
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Terry's Moon Shit
Julian, Terry and Jacob discover a billion dollar product... and it's growing under Ricky's trailer! But what the fuck can they do with it? There's also footage of the Green Bastard's All Elite Wrestling debut, and news on Ricky's jail hockey tournament. Plus: Do peanut trucker drinks taste like ...
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The Ancient Trial of Molasses
Kayla has one last chance to save the Polley Wash by succeeding in The Ancient Trial of Molasses thanks to a loophole discovered in the Car Wash Conservation Act.
Mister Dulse’s confidence in his abilities to sabotage Kayla Polley are at an all time low. His final plan? To help Kayla Polley, spir... -
Is Jacob Smarter Than Julian?
Ricky's banged up in jail again, so Jacob is bringing the chips - and the smarts! They discuss muscle snuggies, Jacob's shitty career choices, and the weird world of furries. Plus: Why gettin' overlearnt could land you in hospital!
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Dirty Cars - Clean Souls
The Polley Wash Experience has become a local sensation, thanks to the slogan and viral hashtag: Dirty Cars - Clean Souls. This success ruins the grand opening of The Royal Rinse and Dulse retaliates with a devastating aerial assault unleashed by Gull and his flock of Saint John seagulls.
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Park After Dark 2.0
After an unfortunate trailer-fucking-up incident, Bubbles has remodeled the Park After Dark set... and it looks fuckin' DECENT! But what will Julian and Ricky think? Plus: liquor news, baby bunions, and an important question: What would you shove up your arse while shoplifting?
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The Bionic Arm
The Polley Wash Experience is born! Kayla begins providing an ASMR spa-like experience for her customers rather than simply washing their cars, unlocking an untapped market. Johnny Polley, in the grips of depression due to his early retirement, blocks out all local gossip while playing the VLTs a...
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The Green Bastard, Jelly Roll, And A Meat Bear
Fuck yeah, Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail! But no fires at the park, boys, or you'll be right back in con college. Bubbles brings exciting news - and video! - of his performance with music legend Jelly Roll, and the Green Bastard's professional wrestling debut. Plus: The Boys ponder poo...
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The West Side Squeegee Gang
With Summer & Finn as her new marketing team, Kayla’s popularity begins to rise on social media; people even know her name! Kayla still feels like the world needs to know she CAN wash cars. Unfortunately, she sucks at it…
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True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit
The Boys are book learnin' today! Be amazed at fucked facts about deer-whales, Japanese vending machines, and a very long kitty. And watch out Steve French - Ricky wants to punch out a mountain lion! Plus: Julian is... Pumpalicious!
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The Great Trial of Molasses
The legendary Johnny Polley runs the Polley Wash with help from his daughter, Kayla Polley. Kayla, still living in the shadow of her father’s accomplishments, struggles to establish her identity around town; locals don’t even remember her name. With encouragement from Summer & Finn, a millennial ...
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Car Wash Boys
Fight! Fight! Fight! The Boys clash over Bubbles' decision to buy a new show for TPB+, but the trailer looks pretty fackin' decent! There's also a baby-bornting robot, a dirty disaster at 36,000ft, and speeding ticket fuckery in Switzerland. Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a TV show quiz?
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Stick Your Hand In The Bag
What's in the Bag, Boys? Apart from fuckin' MOULD?!? A stinky gift from Orangie, a late borntday gift for Robb, and a shocking potato. Also on the menu: Squid, spam and... drugs!
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Jail Is Fackin' Awesome
The rain ain't coming and the fires are spreading - no wonder Bubs wants to stay in jail! Before he hides under Julian's bed, they discuss giant rats, vampire cocks, and Ricky's woodland pyromania. Plus: Got the hangover from Hell? Cure it with a marathon run!
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Golfin' With Flames
If you go down to the woods today... you'll wind up in con college! Find out how Ricky got fucked over by fire, Julian's film crew heist, and why Bubs is missing supper in jail. There's also a menagerie of angry grizzlies, arsonist ospreys, and pan-fried shit guppies!
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Who the Fuck Is Donnie Macdonald?
Surprise! The Boys are back in jail and they’re running the place. Parties, booze, drugs, whatever they want! Julian and Gorilla Fingers are working together to make some money. But Gorilla Fingers has a side deal with Big Chunk in Cell Block C that will come back to bite Julian in the ass. Ricky...
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Turtle Acid and a Bloody Knob
Big Chunk is not happy with Gorilla Fingers due to the delay in the hash delivery that was agreed upon. Gorilla Fingers is pressuring Julian to speed up the delivery, but Cory and Jacob have fucked everything up and they have to start over. Bubbles is looking into the story that Ricky told about ...
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Your Ball-Tank is Just Empty
Ricky remembers that there was a treasure map hidden somewhere inside the Shitmobile, that would lead them to the buried ATM. Bubbles is pulling the Shitmobile apart in all the wrong places until Ricky remembers he hid it elsewhere.