Would You Rather?

Would You Rather?

19 Episodes

For the first time in SwearNet history, the fans are the stars! SwearNet’s Sweetheart, Laura D, plays “Would You Rather?", the fucked-up version. Sit back, relax, and don’t get too high as she asks fans, comedians, and TPB cast the most fucked-up questions she wrote while she was REALLY fucking high.

Would You Rather?
  • Goats And Scrotes

    Episode 1

    Would You Rather go down in history for going down on a goat? Get some serious manscaping by shredder or seagull? Laura D asks the tough, fucked questions to comedians Justin Littlechild and Jeff Paul!

  • OnlyGrans

    Episode 2

    Portapotty vs. tellytubby! Greasy fuckin' grandparent dilemmas! Garrett Jameson and Lee Schellenberg, get ready to play Would You Rather...

  • Hot Lips And Tooth Dicks

    Episode 3

    Sunnyvale represent! Tyrone Parsons and Leigh MacInnis face more of Laura's fucked dilemmas, including tooth dicks, butt roaches no, not Pat, ghost sex, and a picnic from Hell!

  • So Much Cum

    Episode 4

    On the menu for Rob Pue and Matt Wellman: Prime piss, dead dicks, and Hell's fuckshack! Get ready for another delicious round of Would You Rather!

  • Shit Salad And A Randyburger

    Episode 5

    Trailer Park Boys fans Jonathan and Kathryn journey to a desert island and the jungle for a Sunnyvale death match... and a shitty music dilemma!

  • Fingers And Holes With Jacob

    Episode 6

    BAAAAAMM! Guest star Jacob Rolfe plays Would You Rather - with an improv twist! Will he get down in the dumps with Harry Styles, or sex-shamed at his wedding? He also has some fucked-up challenges for Laura!

  • Breakfast Butt

    Episode 7

    Andrew Barr and Danny Wright ponder sexy time with Carrot Top, porno dad boners, and chocolate milk Cheerios with Danny DeVito!

  • Jizz Hands

    Episode 8

    An anal LA mayor, a shit-talking anchorman, and a jazz band in a sticky situation - Rob and Smokey do the dirty on Would You Rather!

  • Fuck, Marry, Kill, Give'r

    Episode 9

    AWOOOO! Special guest Dave 'FUBAR' Lawrence battles dick-snatching bears, the Sunnyvale Centipede, and Jeff Goldblum's ass loving hand!

  • Gettin' High With Ricky

    Episode 10

    Trailer Park Boys fans Joey and Kareem ponder partying with the Boys, and living the Sunnyvale life! But there's a fuckin' catch...

  • Hot Gravy

    Episode 11

    What's cookin', Laura? Noodles, nips, granny gravy, and hot potatoes! John, Niamh and Laura make more terrible choices on the latest Would You Rather?

  • Bop It, Twist It, Pull It

    Episode 12

    Fingering in the bowling alley, Bopping It in therapy, and sexy cosplay with Weird Al/Pedro Pascal... what in the fuck, Laura?!!

  • Sick Minds

    Episode 13

    Delete those greasy Google searches, Laura's got a fucked new round of Would You Rather! Plus: Ballsack Man vs Sad Spider Man?!

  • We Won't Show This Episode To Julian

    Episode 14

    Julian's jail bitch, raging Ricky or Bubbles' babies?! Laura serves up more shit sandwiches to TPB fans Marco and Dotty!

  • Dick Teeth

    Episode 15

    Would you buy a house from a dentally dickered realtor? K. Trevor Wilson also faces nightmare therapy and a naked Martha Stewart on the latest FUCKED Would You Rather?!

  • Ghost Boners And Sex Texts

    Episode 16

    Full House, the Face of Herpes and a family video nasty... Todd and Kris plays another fucked round of Would You Rather?!

  • Duck Dick Dude

    Episode 17

    Thar she blows! Hunter and Chris chow down on trapped limbs, stinky duck penises and... dear Uncle Charlie?!

  • The Fart Of The Deal

    Episode 18

    Harry Potter erotica, cloned willies, and a shitty way to get a career boost - Mark and Adrienne gotta be prepared for anything!

  • Coming Out Ass First

    Episode 19

    Brian Cranston is hot, Ron Jeremy is not! And is Rod Stewart is to die for?!? Comedian Steph Tolev faces more fucking nightmare scenarios in the season finale of Would You Rather?