Martina here... I’m so sorry yous have to witness this absolute gong show. If Cheryl drives us insane, I can’t even imagine what yous go through listening to her fuckin shenanigans. Not to mention the bitchy hockey moms, hamster funerals, and Kandace!
Up Next in Season 2
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Hot N Fresh
Hi Sexies, it’s Tracy… So, sketch bag Dustin is back eh… After Dustin got canned from the pizza shop in town for stealin tips he came crawlin over to Martina’s lookin for help… I got nothin for the guy but Martina got a soft spot for him so she convinced me to tag along and pay a visit to my old ...
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Poppy's Meat
Hi huns it’s Tracy here, so this here episode is about my Poppy and his brother Alec… Poppy sends me and Martina on a wild goose chase tryin to track down an alleged settlement… Me and Martina commit burglary and Jon Angus gets a new gig… Hoops we had to jump through… Unreal.
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Benefest
OK so yous gotta know that benefit dances are a big thing in Cape Breton. Whenever somebody in town is sick and needs a little support, everybody gets together and helps them out, it’s realllllly sweet… Until someone plans a whole fuckin benefit FESTIVAL for somebody who isn’t even SICK. Unreal.
