The Roach Approach

The Roach Approach

2 Seasons

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!

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The Roach Approach
  • LIVE BROADCAST July 15, 2021

    Episode 1

    Get yer disco shoes on, fucking dorks, it's time for some...Thursday Night Fever? HORSE COCK! Also: yet another shitload of food! From the LIVE broadcast on July 15th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST, July 16, 2021

    Episode 2

    Bacon's on the grill, Mike's at the console, Leigh's in the Nest and Pat's got tats! It's Final Approach Friday on Roach Approach number 50! From the LIVE broadcast on July 16th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 19, 2021

    Episode 3

    Let hickory-smoked Pat mix you up a nice fuckin' daiquiri and answer the question: what the shit is a Flitch? Also: Motivational Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 19th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 20, 2021

    Episode 4

    Today's fortune says: cake and lace for the Roach, sucker! Also: motherfuckin' Twitter Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 20th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 21, 2021

    Episode 5

    Get your damn space cocks in gear, pour yourself a space Caesar, and snort some galactic space dust with Pat, Mike, and a very special guest! Also: Lamington and Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 21st, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 22, 2021

    Episode 6

    Time to spoon with Rat Poach, fothermuckers, and we have another special guest! Can Smith handle the lion's share of even MORE goddamn food? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 22nd, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 23, 2021

    Episode 7

    It's Final Approach Friday, with another very special guest in the Nest! Hear stories from Granny Roach and learn valuable fucking life lessons from Pat in his weekly roundup! From the LIVE broadcast on July 23rd, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 26, 2021

    Episode 8

    Know any old jokes? Tell them to ol' Pat over a shitcuterie board and a glass of wine! Deeeecent! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 26th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 27, 2021

    Episode 9

    Pour a fookin dram of scotch ye coonts and cocks, and let's squeeze Pat's bag and blow his pipe! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! And nipples! From the LIVE broadcast on July 27th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 28, 2021

    Episode 10

    Pat is WET and WILD today, so pop a couple beers, grab a greasy fucking cheeseburger or two, and slip and slide right in to the Roach Approach's own damn WATER PARK! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 28th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 29, 2021

    Episode 11

    What's it like being a Roach Approach intern? Ain't all fuckin chicken wings and chili dogs, bud! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 29th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST July 30, 2021

    Episode 12

    It's International Friendship Day! Let's hug it the fuck out with Mike, Robb, JP, Pat, and the best goddamn Oysters Rockefeller you ever stuffed in yer gnarly hole! Also: The Roach brings deep life lessons for Final Approach Friday. From the LIVE broadcast on July 30th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Aug 2, 2021

    Episode 13

    Who the fuck is this masked webslinger? Just your friendly neighbourhood spidercunt! Also: cotton candy? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, August 2nd, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Aug 3, 2021

    Episode 14

    Hold on to your nuts, shitlords, we've got a special fucking guest running the Tricaster today! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on August 3rd, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Aug 4, 2021

    Episode 15

    Let's pair Riesling and Raisin Fucking Bran with two scoops of Pat and Mike! Also: Billy Bob, and pictures from Pat's swanky winery tour! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, August 4th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Aug 5, 2021

    Episode 16

    Red Light Green...Pepper? The fuck! Pat and Mike are getting loaded on oysters and IPAs, but remember: when the pants are off, look the fuck out! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, August 5th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Aug 6, 2021

    Episode 17

    Eating meat pies and shotgunning beers with Pat, Mike, Robb, and JP in the Roach Nest, now that's a fuckin' Final Approach Friday! From the LIVE broadcast on August 6th, 2021. Also: no Roach Approach next week, Pat's out fishing!