IT'S FINAL APPROACH FRIDAY!!! Let's take a fuckton of calls with Pat, Mike, Robb, JP and some shit-ass bacon-fucking-wrapped scallops! From the LIVE broadcast on March 12th, 2021. Roach Approach will be off next week for March Break but don't you fuck off yet, watch out for our other shows! Pat a...

Welcome the fuck back, cocklords! Pat and Mike are beaming in for a very...special...Motivational Fucking Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 22nd, 2021.

Get some fucking chips and dip! Prepare for pussy! Pat and Mike are here, and IT'S TWITTER TUESDAY, MOTHERFUUUUUCKERS! From the LIVE broadcast on March 23rd, 2021.

Hey hey shitnipples, who's fucking hungry for THE ROACH? Today we learn Pat's special cheesesteak secret, while Mike makes a mean fucking Caesar. From the LIVE broadcast on March 24th, 2021.

Holy shit, it's Elton John time, cuntwaffles! Get that fucking maple syrup on and let's do the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 25th, 2021.

It's Final Approach Friday, fucksacks! Pat's got a spiffy new fucking track suit from Mail Bag and a buncha food on the grill, Robb and JP are in the Nest, Mike's at the helm, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on March 26th, 2021.

Aaand we are fucking back, you greasy cockrockets! Grab yourself a slice of Pat's extra-fucking-special grilled cheese and strap into a shitcapsule because the Roach Approach is go for shitlaunch! From the live broadcast on April 12th, 2021.

Today Pat's got Cones, Cobblers, Counts — and it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuuuuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, April 13th, 2021.

It is Wednesday, my cunts, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today! Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs! From the LIVE broadcast on April 14th, 2021.

You don't mind if Pat folds his shitty laundry in the Roach Nest today, do you? Get a fucking grimace on your face: it's time for a greasy gangbang! From the LIVE broadcast on April 15th, 2021.

Holy fuck it's Final Approach Friday! Who's up for a dirty old fucking Caesar and some Eggs with the Benedicts while the Boys take your calls? From the LIVE broadcast on April 16th, 2021.

Pat is hungover as shit from a four day bender, but now the Roach Approach is fucking back, so don't feel alienated; get ready to horse the fuck around! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, April 26th, 2021.

Holy shit, Pat is hung the fuck over AGAIN, but he and Mike are still giving you the full Roach Approach, with steaks, stories, dashes, dots, and cocks! And it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on April 27th, 2021.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's fucking SWEARMAN! Now don't shit your diaps, just get ready to suck on some BLUEBERRY SWEARCOCK*! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, April 28th, 2021. * – pie

Big fucking surprise, Pat is still hungover, but it's okay because there's Baileys in the coffee, shrimp in the scampi, and a shitload of classic viral Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, April 29th, 2021.

Oh shiiit, it's Final Approach Friday! Mike's at the helm, Pat and Robb are in the Roach Nest with a meaty smorgasbord, and JP's dialling in on the worldly pipe, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on April 30th, 2021.

Get a bikini on yer tits and swing yer hips, the Roach is fuckin' back, baby! From the LIVE broadcast on July 5th, 2021.

Pucker the fuck up, it's time for a smooch from the fuckin Roach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on July 6th, 2021.

Today's Roach Approach is dive bars, a metric fuckton of food, and something called...Bonza Bottler? Pat, wipe ya fuckin mouth! From the LIVE broadcast on July 7th, 2021.

Today the Roach is gonna eat fucking goddamn massive ice cream sundaes, show some Roach Clips, and do a fucking science experiment! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 8th, 2021.

Final Approach Friday, and we have a special guest in the Roach Nest: Leigh McInnis! And kabobs! And...a fucking piano? From the LIVE broadcast on July 9th, 2021.

Hear ye hear ye, the ROACH is on the fucking APPROACH! Now learn what the fuck Pat can do with an Etch-a-Sketch and a paper bag! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 12th, 2021.

Can Pat fucking sing? Find out on today's Roach Approach—and get yer juicy nipples good'n hard for an extra-titfucky-on-the-beach Twitter Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 13th, 2021.

With nothing on but shoes and a backpack and a spring in his fucking step, Pat is nude and rude and out and about! Hope you don't mind tan lines! Also: sharks. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 14th, 2021.