The Roach Approach

The Roach Approach

2 Seasons

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!

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The Roach Approach
  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 8, 2021

    Episode 1

    How much cunt could a roach cunt chug if a roach cunt could chug cunt? Fucking pungent dunce! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 8th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 9, 2021

    Episode 2

    Why the hell didn't Pat go to the damn Art Museum today, and how the FUCK do you play Scrapple? Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 9th, 2021.

  • Nov 11, 2021

    Episode 3

    The Roach: as heavy metal as Smith's right nut! Also: origami, tempranillo, Mike's poppy protips, and what the fuck is a homunculus? Recorded due to live stream fuckery! on Thursday, November 11th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 12, 2021

    Episode 4

    Gather round the Roach Nest for Happy Hour Day, taking calls with Pat, JP, Robb, Mike, and fuckloads of french dip and pizza with everything on it except anchovies—it's Final Approach Friday, fuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 12th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 15, 2021

    Episode 5

    Crikey mates, today the Roach pays tribute to Steve Irwin, serves up some mouldy bundt cake, and gets some fucking drum lessons! Also: is this the last season of The Roach Approach?! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 15th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 16, 2021

    Episode 6

    Today's Roach Approach has it all: Bears, Burgers, and Buttons! Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 16th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 17, 2021

    Episode 7

    Eat a baklava and unfriend a cunt, the Roach is going...under the fucking sea! Also: know any good farm jokes? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 17th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Nov 19th, 2021

    Episode 8

    Get yer mouse ears on, the Boys are taking calls and hotdogging in the Roach Nest for Final Approach Friday, but what the FUCK is that smellin' I smell?! From the LIVE broadcast on November 19th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Dec 3, 2021

    Episode 9

    How the FUCK does the Roach do a Final Approach Friday when he's been out all fucking week? Put on a faux fur coat and find out on today's Roach Approach: with JP, Robb, special guest Sheila Roberts, and some bacon-greased popcorn! From the LIVE broadcast on December 3rd, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Dec 6, 2021

    Episode 10

    Don't fucking soil yourselves, Pat's a NINJA MINER! Microwave some food while Pat brings you RIVETING ninja facts and sweet ninja moves! Also: the secret fucking history of salami tugboats. From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, December 6th, 2021.

  • Dec 7, 2021

    Episode 11

    Pat shows us some trick shots, how to write a proper fucking letter, and answers your Twitter and TikTok Tuesday questions, including: does The Roach manscape? Also: why is Mike's shirt so damn comfortable? Recorded on December 7th, 2021. Live streaming was FUCKED!

  • LIVE BROADCAST Dec 10, 2021

    Episode 12

    It's an extra-special festive holiday livestream celebrating 100? RIVETING Roach Approaches, with the Boys taking calls in the Nest -- and Pat in an awesome-as-shit cockroach costume! Time for bagels, pastries, and gingerbread destruction! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 10th, 2021.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Jan 24, 2022

    Episode 13

    He's comin' in hot: The Roach is fucking back, baby, and he is celebrating life! Ya ready for this belly? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, January 24th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Jan 25, 2022

    Episode 14

    We've got Mailbag gifts, Irish coffee, and a fuckload of questions for The Roach! Also: what's Smith got tattooed on his wiener? From the LIVE broadcast on January 25th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Jan 27, 2022

    Episode 15

    This one's gonna be a real shitshow, but The Roach is milking it for all it's worth! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, January 27th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Jan 28, 2022

    Episode 16

    Monkeying the fuck around in the Roach Nest with Mike, JP, and David Zombie, it's fucking Final Approach Friday: now with more news on upcoming TPB projects, and goddamn kazoos! From the LIVE broadcast on January 28th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Jan 31, 2022

    Episode 17

    Why the fuck is the Roach all taped and backward? And how the fuck do you make a Brandy Alexander? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, January 31st, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 1, 2022

    Episode 18

    G.I. Roach is here to bring the fucking Bacon and answer your Twitter and Tiktok questions! Also: does Mike like the D minor? From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, February 1st, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 3, 2022

    Episode 19

    Can The Roach play a uke? And who the fuck is this fuzzy stranger? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 3rd, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 7, 2022

    Episode 20

    Holy shit Pat's got a Superbowl hangover and he's wasted as FUCK on wings, belly button wasabi dip, farts, ice cream, and Pisco Sours...it's not even the damn Superbowl! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, February 7th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 8, 2022

    Episode 21

    Pat's all clean and less fucked than yesterday: Scout's Fucking Honour! Now earn a Roach Cunt Badge by eating a cheesy molasses bar while Pat answers some questions for Twitter and TikTok Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on February 8th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 10, 2022

    Episode 22

    Mike's been on the pisco sours all week, and Pat's in flannel, so get in the tub with a book and some pizza! Do you think Pat's sexy? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 10th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 11, 2022

    Episode 23

    The Great Liberoache shows us his piano skills, and we've got a tailgate party in the Nest with Mike, Robb, and JP -- who's looking a bit stuffed? What the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, February 11th, 2022.

  • LIVE BROADCAST Feb 15, 2022

    Episode 24

    Pat's got a different kind of boner today! Now eat a gum drop and learn something about hippos -- also: Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2022.