Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!

Live with Pat Roach for a word on how every day is a fucking holiday, and we hear from YOU for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 9, 2021!

Welcome back to The Roach Approach! Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day! Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.

The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.

TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.

Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach! Pat and Mike are in and live on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE DANCING? From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2021.

Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuck...

No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage D...

It's Drink Fucking Wine Day! Let's settle the fuck back with a glass of wine or ten and milk the shit out of a new fucking Roach Approach!

It's Final Approach Friday! Let's get together with our best fucking friends in the Roach Nest and take some fucking calls! From the LIVE BROADCAST on Feb 19th, 2021. FUCK YES THE LIVE BUTTON WORKED

It's Motivational Fucking Monday and Pat's got ankles, nutsacks, and assholes on the brain! Now get fucking motivated! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 22nd, 2021.

It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.

Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. Pat is feeling better now!

Pat's feeling better and his shit is cleaned up, so get your taints in fucking gear because it's time for ANOTHER! FUCKING! ROACH! APPROACH! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb. 25th, 2021.

It's Final Approach Friday! The Boys are here and the phone lines are open, so let's take some calls with bacon and a liquor drink, only on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 26th, 2021.

It's Motivational Monday, motherfuckers, so let's get in the car for the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 1st, 2021. HORSE COCK!

Oh the places you'll fucking go on the Roach Approach! Join Pat and Mike, answering your fucked-up relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on March 2nd, 2021.

Pat and Mike want you to be fucking happy, so let's all dig into a plate of cold cuts and simplify some shit, here on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 3rd, 2021.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, PAT YOU AMAZING CUNT! Celebrate today with Roach Clips, some cake, and a very special fucking birthday surprise! Broadcast LIVE on March 4th, 2021.

You thought the birthday shit was over? Get in some fucking blue you cunts, and let's take calls with Pat, Mike, and JP here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 5th, 2021.

Someone drank too fucking much over the weekend, but Pat's dragged himself in to bring you the goddamn Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2021.

Don't panic, motherfuckers! Sink your fucking teeth into some damn meatballs and get ready for Pat's answers to your relationship questions for Twitter Fucking Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 9th, 2021.

Happy MARIO DAY you fucking goombas! Pat's got some fucking bounce in his step today! Could it be mushrooms? From the LIVE Broadcast on March 10th, 2021.

It's Thursday, fuckapples! Put on a shitty name tag and cram some goddamn popcorn in yer hole, we got Roach Clips incoming! From the LIVE broadcast on March 11th, 2021.