The Boys are stressed big time and under the fucking gun to finish writing Season 12 and edit Out of the Park. Mike thinks it's the perfect time to fuck around and revive the Real Fucking Reality Show!

Instead of finishing the fucking scripts for Season 12, Mike has a better idea. He's bringing the Boys to a test kitchen to try out 45 fucking menu items for the restaurant they bought!

The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the Real Fucking Reality Show! Luckily, they're going to have some help, in the form of Pat fucking Roach.

Pat Roach meets with the Boys and reveals that he's been spending most of his time drinking, eating donairs, and playing video games. The Boys come up with a plan to help get Pat out of his funk and provide SwearNet with some great content.

Pat Roach is turning over a new leaf and is approaching his return to SwearNet with a fresh attitude. His positivity gets tested when the Boys lay out his tasks for the day. PLUS: What in the fuck is a raccoon dog?

Pat "Mr. Positivity" Roach is eager to get his workout regimen started, but first he needs to set up his gym. Surely some kind soul at SwearNet Studios will help him move his workout equipment. Right? FUCK!

Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.

Pat Roach is getting comfortable in his new work space at SwearNet Studios - maybe a bit too comfortable. The Boys confront Pat to ask him what in the fuck are they paying him for.

Our climate is fucked, and there's only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin' Roach! Pat gets back to his old stompin' grounds and shows us why he's the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!

The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren't impressed with his weatherman work. Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.

Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach's performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.

Slip Saturn is a retired astronaut, Virginia Madison is a southern belle, and Johnny Angelfish is a retired pickpocket. Who are they? Fuck knows, but they sure are a fun distraction from writing scripts!

Pat Roach warms up his swear pipes as he prepares for a big fucking day - it's time to get professional! He dons his SwearNet jacket and Robb, JP, and Mike ask him to test out the green screen as they get ready for a return to Extreme Fucking News!

The teleprompter is loaded up and Pat Roach is ready to deliver a profanity-laced news cast. Can he strike the right balance between passion and goofiness? Will he get the Boys sued? And who in the fuck is spraying shit all over the SwearNet toilets?!

Pat's determined to get to the bottom of the SwearNet shit sprayer mystery, but the Boys aren't happy. Will Pat get his own way and prove he can do a good fucking job this time?

Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who's a greasy fucking liar? Who's always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!

How many drunk and stoned dicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FOUR! Sparks fly as the Boys and Pat take on a simple electrical task...

Mike braves the pandemic to check out the SwearNet studios and see what the fuck's going on. With the help of his inflatable assistant, he plans the launch of SEBS - the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System!

Mike Smith and Johnny Naked have been toiling away alone and drunk at the studio. Will the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System work... or have they fucked it?!

Mike Smith brings you his first Coronavirus Fuckaround 2020 update, and has Senior SwearNet Analyst, Robb Wells, on the line to give us the lowdown on the lockdown!

From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News - and look at those dope graphics! Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where in the FUCK is Swearman?!

Mike fires up the Zoom chat to check in on some lucky SwearNet fans... Let the concall cockfuckery begin!

That dirty fucking virus continues to fuck everything up - Mike Smith has the latest from the SwearNet studio. He also has a new co-host...

Grab your tits and shove a finger up your arse - PAT ROACH IS BACK!! Has he got what it takes to be SwearNet's premier anchorman, or will he run it like the fucking Titanic? Tune in, strap on, and FUCK OFF!!