Ricky and Julian are battling some serious fuckin' sleep deprivation.... will the drugs work? Before they crash, they discuss getting banged up in North Korea, why modern movies suck, and judge some painful Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week. Plus: Kids today, eh?!!

Julian's dressed all sexy for summer, but there's something on his mind: his shitty pension fund! Can Ricky and Julian go full De Niro to make some retirement scrilla? Plus: dirrrty fries, duck whispering, and more fucked contenders for Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week!

Ricky's having trouble with the ladies and asks Julian for dating advice. Would a cock of pepperoni or a dead rat help? In happier news, Ricky's new product idea takes the greasy out of your french fry supper. Plus: More head-hurting Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week!

Ricky's had enough of fuckin' Randy and his rent demands, he's moving outta Sunnyvale! But to where? Julian's gift for Mo arrives in the mail, and there's some inspiring Drunk Laheys of the Week. Plus: Fuck IPOs and pensions... put your cash in cockroaches!