Randy brings the burgers to Park After Dark... shame they're cold as frig! And where's Ricky's fuckin' condiments?! Randy gives his opinion of Julian's new look, and why he thinks ChatBONER is fucked. Also on the menu: merkins, nudists, and a ravenous polar bear!

Where the fuck are the cheeseburgers, Randy? Right in his friggin' grease locker! Maybe the Boys can feast on nutmeg, deep-fried egg nuggets, and an ancient Big Mac instead? There's also cosmic space facts, an aggressive squirrel, and a greasy hot flash!

Would you like your Ricky baked, grilled, or boiled? He's got big plans to heat up the trailer, as long as the fuckin' fire department doesn't find out! Julian's got news on killer eagles, AI music, and the worst way to get out of Christmas shopping. Plus: What in the flyin' fuck is 6-7?!

Get high with Ricky and Julian and take a trip (in a heated helicopter) to the tippy top of the planet of the Earth, the Arctic! They also discuss giant spiders, high clouds, and words that got all fucked up. Plus: Why is baseball such a fuckaround?!

Ricky's been hitting the indica hard and he's ready for a power nap! Before his brain gets totally fried, he and Julian discuss how to clone pets, why identical twins are fucked, and the awesomeness of donair soup. Plus: What would you choose - a machete or booze?

It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's shitty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the fuck?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!

New Year, New Julian? He's stylin' real Ray Bans, waking and baking, and doing some manifesting shit. Meanwhile, Ricky's more interested in what people are getting stuck up their butt! There's also greasy alien encounters, AI baby names, and the Boys' new business idea - the Aero Weedinator!

Wowza! Julian's trying to chill this year, but Ricky's got the ragebait. Can he calm down enough to do some new word learning? Julian also comes up with a new idea for the podcast - stoned life coaches! Plus: Zootopia snakes, NFL playoffs, and the family of the dumb!

There's a shitstorm blowing outside, come get cozy with Ricky and Julian! Ricky's got sports news about the Panthers v Sharks hockey fight, and the world's worst tennis player. Julian's excited about his new show idea - let's fucking talk about it! Plus: Will the Boys blow $10 million on moving t...

Well, the snow didn't fuck off... there's MORE! Before they get shovelling, Ricky and Julian discuss the Super Bowl, plan a weed-growing contest, and investigate a fucked story about a foot. Plus: Get out your scrilla and prepare to follow the Church of Ricky!

Randy's dropped by for a drinkypoo... can Ricky and Julian get to the end of the podcast without killing him? Ricky has a happy story about India's richest beggar, and the weird world of animal wangs. Plus: It puts the lotion on the bald head – Julian's skincare routine revealed!

Julian's planning a new sporting event for Sunnyvale - could Randy be its first champion? Ricky has a run-in with friggin' Donnie, and looks at his fucked retirement options. There's also a flying drone pig, combat pigeons, and an unexploded butt bomb!

The bird is the word on this week's Park After Dark! Ricky and Julian discover how fuckin' smart crows are, and who owns all the swans. There's also wienermobile racing, whale whispering, and a movie quiz - can you beat the Boys' shitty score?

The Boys are stoned and the wind is howling - can they make it through the podcast? Before the the fuckin' trailer takes off, they reveal more about their new show, why spending winter in jail is awesome, and a naked high-speed ambulance chase! Plus: Get learnt about Gen Z love language - is Rick...

Julian's got a surprise for Ricky's trailer - and he's hired a crack team of removal guys to bring it! There's also plenty of weed chat, advice about smashing your face with a hammer, and a diagnosis of Ricky's fucked-up nut!

The hot knives are glowing, and Julian's buzzing with new ideas for the podcast. But can Ricky's brain take it all in at once? There's also tips for killers, dirty ol' hot dogs, and the Boys' new invention, the teabag diet. Plus: Ricky's emergency surgery - find out what the fuck happened!

Ricky's pub is officially open and it looks fuckin' awesome! Ricky and Julian settle in at the bar and chat about the life of Chuck Norris, the world's worst learner driver, and the limbless Cornhole killer. Plus: The Canine Great Escape - starring Ricky as a German Shepherd?

The new neon sign is blazing, and so are Ricky and Julian on this week's PAD! We've got the winners of Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week, Julian's killer gift review, and all the news that's fucked. Plus: The countdown has begun... join Ricky and Julian on the 20 Days of 420!

It's the 13th day of 420, but Ricky and Julian are in luck! They go down and dirty with toilet roll pipes, get hungry for a Pizza Hut wiener pie, and plan their next heist - will it be stealing glaciers, trees, or... bridges?! Plus: There's some real fuckin' dummies on this week's Dummy of The Week!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Ricky and Julian climb Mount Evernest on their 20 Days of 420 quest, feed the ducks, and get high AS FUCK. Get your lungs watering for the ultimate 420 smoke-a-thon!

Ricky and Julian are still banged up from 420... and that home-made hot box! Julian helps Ricky works through his duck trauma, learns some 5-star swears, and brings news on a new Park After Dark feature - if the tech nerds can figure it out. Plus: do you have gorillas in your back yard? Julian wa...

We’ve got a special Park After Dark guest (no, not you Randy) – Canadian comedian and America’s Got Talent finalist Ahren Belisle! He judges the Dumb and Lahey Drunk of the Week, reveals his gas explosion troubles, and gets greasy as fuck with Randy and… Roseanne?! Plus: Keep those friggin’ dirty...

How's it flowing, fuckers? Ricky and Julian's muscular brains are fired up and ready to go! Watch the latest FUCKED Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the week, and find out if Julian's TikTok purchase is a steal or a scam. Plus: Grab some spaghetti, pineapple and toothpaste, we're about to get learnt!

Ricky and Julian sneak into Three Days Grace's Halifax gig and hang with the band... but will they make it onstage? Ricky also pages Dr. Julian for a medical exam, and judge another fucked Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the Week. Plus: Julian spills the beans on TPB Season 13!