On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most fucked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?

Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? Clue: fuck no! The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a fucked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian doesn't want to talk about ass play... but he does!

Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every fucking fast food joint in Sunnyvale! Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!

Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy shit, Park After Dark is getting fucked up today! The Boys chat about a really shitty doctor, fucked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...

Lights, tinsel, balogny tits - Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are putting up the Christmas decorations! Just one little problem - they're high as fuck on pancake gummies...

Live from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive fuckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a shitload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.

It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome and fucked presents the Boys get this year...

Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!

2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!

FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!

Good times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as fuck! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga shitnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!

January may be fucked, but the Boys are having a good time in the trailer! Bubbles has entered Julian into a muscle contest, Julian wants to move to Japan and punch a sumo wrastler, and Ricky has some freakish stories about the worst funerals ever! Also: Why you shouldn't squirt expanding foam in...

Welcome to the fucked month of the silent 'R'! Bubbles' brain is firing on all engines, and he can't stop thinking about scrump-dilly airport buffets - will he ever get to eat at one again? The Boys also discuss mashed potato fights, garbage crows.... and get ready to screenshot Julian's tits!

Love and banging is in the air as the Boys get ready for Valentine's Day! Does Bubbles have a love interest down at the Legion, and are her blowing days over? Also: Living your best life as a blind bisexual tortoise, and Wilf Carter the yodelling cowboy!

The Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself fucking arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!

Fuck jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate fuck machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?

In the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got Cock Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!

Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are FUCKED today! Find out how much they charge for horsecock redirects and a coupla half-jacks, and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're FUCKED!

The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can fuck off, and weird English sammiches. Also: Fuck Siri, ask Dougie!

Deee-fucking-licious!! The Boys fuck with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food pussy to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!

Bubbles has some bad news - there's an outbreak of crabs in Ricky's trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally fucked April Fools!

The Boys are a bit fuckin' battered today - find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who's joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!

Ricky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horsecocks! Also: The answer to one of life's ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?

The Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?