Park After Dark

Park After Dark

7 Seasons

Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.

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Park After Dark
  • Smurfgate

    Episode 1

    The Boys are virtually partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...

  • It's Not Rocket Appliances

    Episode 2

    The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?

  • People Are Just Fucked

    Episode 3

    Is it Park After Dark... or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?

  • Cuddle Dolls and Duck Cocks

    Episode 4

    Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally FUCKED!!

  • Deedle Deedle!

    Episode 5

    Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!

  • Let The Liquor Do The Thinking

    Episode 6

    Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!

  • The Walking Deaders

    Episode 7

    Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!

  • Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!

    Episode 8

    Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!

  • Back to the Trailer

    Episode 9

    The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian and fuckin' Randy join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Al...

  • How to Rob a Bank, Nicely

    Episode 10

    Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the fuck are the Boys having a circle drawin...

  • The Sunnyvale Bubbles Bubble

    Episode 11

    It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back ...

  • Helium Hotbox Dope & Liquor Pizza Laser Party

    Episode 12

    Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some fucked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!

  • Banging Billy Beaver

    Episode 13

    Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?

  • Hot Dog

    Episode 14

    How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as fucked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire ...

  • Skip the Missus Escort Service

    Episode 15

    Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!

  • Bank of Ricky

    Episode 16

    Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!

  • Too Damn High

    Episode 17

    Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the FUCK has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year. Also: How the fuck do you come down from a massive high?

  • The Popcorn Boys

    Episode 18

    Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as fuck today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get fucked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice!

  • Ricky and His Swearing Parrots

    Episode 19

    Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-fuck questions and more, on Park After Dark!

  • Penelope Cruz and Her Bathtub Booze

    Episode 20

    On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?!

  • Tricky Peaky Sparkly Fucky Treaters

    Episode 21

    Happy fuckin' Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks fucked as fuck?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and the Halloween COVID candy pipe!

  • Seven Days of 007

    Episode 22

    The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!

  • Worm Brain Robot

    Episode 23

    On the latest fucked-up, baked-as-fuck Park After Dark: Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty fuckin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a b...

  • Weed and Hash Math with Ricky

    Episode 24

    Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!