Offworld Cookery

Offworld Cookery

2 Seasons

Welcome to Offworld Cookery, a tragic outdoor food spasm following two or sometimes three when he can be fucking bothered inebriated Northern English morons and their failed attempts at cooking three course meals in the wilderness. You may pick up some useful culinary techniques... but we fucking doubt it.

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Offworld Cookery

8 Episodes

  • Hawaiian Style
    10:00
    Hawaiian Style
    Episode 1

    Hawaiian Style

    Episode 1

    Learn to cook Hawaiian style Ð kind of! Shivering shits Chico and Paul get liquored up and grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum.

  • Food from the Future
    10:00
    Food from the Future
    Episode 2

    Food from the Future

    Episode 2

    SwearNet's culinary cocktarts travel into the future to cook up a fucked feast of spam, meatloaf, and prawn flavoured cheese in a tube. The future's looking SHIT!

  • The Xmas Bird
    10:00
    The Xmas Bird
    Episode 3

    The Xmas Bird

    Episode 3

    Holy fuck, there's only 247 days to Christmas! Make sure you're fully prepared by watching Offworld Cookery's masterclass on cooking a totally not shit Xmas dinner!

  • 4th of July
    10:00
    4th of July
    Episode 4

    4th of July

    Episode 4

    English tossers Chico and Paul attempt to cook a fucking magical 4th of July feast. Expect cheeseburgers, liquor, blood, and lots of shit mustard....

  • No Meat and Two Veg
    10:00
    No Meat and Two Veg
    Episode 5

    No Meat and Two Veg

    Episode 5

    So, what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!

  • The Battle of Waterloo
    09:59
    The Battle of Waterloo
    Episode 6

    The Battle of Waterloo

    Episode 6

    Chico and Paul do absolutely fuck all for Anglo-French relations as they attempt to create a meat feast fit for Napoleon Ð in the fucking rain!

  • Ancient Britain Style
    10:00
    Ancient Britain Style
    Episode 7

    Ancient Britain Style

    Episode 7

    It's the final episode in the first FUCKED season of Offworld Cookery! This week: feast like a fucking barbarian and learn how to make goat leg stew and shit soup. Yum fucking yum!

  • The Second Coming
    10:00
    The Second Coming
    Episode 8

    The Second Coming

    Episode 8

    Praise be! Jesus Christ Himself or it might be Chico in a shit wig cooks a heavenly feast with the aid of holy wine, a burning bush, and a traditional Roman dick spoon!

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