Mailbag
4 Seasons
Getting free shit is so much fucking fun! The Boys open up their mailbag to see what bizarre and crazy gifts you fans have sent in!
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25:16Episode 1
Mike Smith Is Alive
Episode 1
The Boys get back in the bag for another dope edition of Mailbag! Will they just get shit to sign, or more fucking shit to sign? Also: Maritime Grime, greasy tees, and a gift for sexual happiness!
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36:19Episode 2
Fill Ya Mouth!
Episode 2
Here comes the sugar rush - there's a corni-fucking-copia of sweet treats for the Boys on this bumper edition of Mailbag! Which candy gets the thumbs-up, and which might contain Icelandic horse?! Also: Vinyl treasures, Yo Mama, and a dancing cock!
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22:21Episode 3
Rocket Socks (Who Loves The Cock)
Episode 3
In the first bulging Mailbag of 2020: Advice on how to live with a huge penis, a trailer park holiday in Jamaica, kitty jokes, hot chips, and some sweet stuff from the Tremblays!
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19:10Episode 4
Bag of Hope
Episode 4
Mike's decided to be kind to the Mailbag letter writers asking for autographs and shit - let's see how fucking long that lasts! Plus: DECENT Space Shuttle memorabilia, and a great way to help the homeless!
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24:24Episode 5
Mailbag Orgy
Episode 5
It's greasier than one of J-Roc's movies in the Mailbag today - JP's sword gets a serious workout, there's a sexy song for Ricky, and a stereo orgy going down! Also: Cock soup, fish sausages and horbiculture!
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30:57Episode 6
Virtual Mailbag Funtime
Episode 6
The Mailbag is finally open again, but things are a bit fucking different! Robb receives a French letter, Mike gets donkey balls and pop tarts, and JP just wants to Netflix and nap! And find out who nearly got banged by Carole Baskin...
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56:21Episode 7
The One Hour Special
Episode 7
The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world... with a bumper Mailbag! Find out how Mike's trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP's pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm!
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18:34Episode 8
Pump It And Be A Bigger Man
Episode 8
It's a serious and joke-free Mailbag today... Nah only kidding, it's the usual hilarious fuckaround! Today: Xmas scrilla, birthday truffles and a sexytime pump!
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20:22Episode 9
Keep Young and Beautifucked
Episode 9
Aaaannd we're underway on today's fucked Mailbag! The Boys get some beauty tips and wrinkle fixes - but is it for the face or the bag? Also: Find out what nearly gives JP a heart attack, and some snacks that are a real GAME CHANGER!
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20:57Episode 10
From Meagre to Magnificent
Episode 10
Pat's in the Bag and looking sharp as fuck! Before he fucks up another SwearNet News report, he and the Boys check out some hot chips and a Flaming Pie. Also: Mike's Malaysian Man Bird!
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17:22Episode 11
The Butt Plug Hour
Episode 11
Welcome to the Ultimate Hot Bag! Pat Roach joins the Boys as they unwrap more awesome gifts, including a touching letter from a US military vet, chocolate bar heaven, pooping cats and 8.26" of pleasure!
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17:23Episode 12
Mailbag Killer Book Club
Episode 12
The Boys receive a package from England - is it from the Queen, or a fucking murderer?! Mike gets another bumper box from Amy, and grab your liquor, there's a t-shirt party round at JP's!
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26:04Episode 13
2020, Suck Our Six Nuts
Episode 13
Before 2020 takes a hydraulic suck on the Boys' nuts, they burst open the last bumper Mailbag of the year... and it's a doozy of a muthafucka! Also: Fried chicken candy - it's a thing!
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29:09Episode 14
Red Hot Chili Nuts
Episode 14
It's the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives and fists fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked episode of 2021. Find out who's gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!
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37:03Episode 15
Workout Music = GAME CHANGER!
Episode 15
In the Bag today: Music to get JP pumping in the gym, awesome arts and crafts, and a little black lacy number for... Pat? Mike also reveals how Robb got them got busted in Birmingham, Alabama!
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24:20Episode 16
Gimme An 'R'
Episode 16
The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through, but have a treat in store when they get to the 'meat n pataters'!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
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19:55Episode 17
One Elf Per Nerd
Episode 17
On this week's feel-good-as-fuck Mailbag: Mike's gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!
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33:32Episode 18
Who Doesn't Fucking Love a Moustache
Episode 18
Pat's back in the Bag this week! But hopefully not the 'Rona, that can fuck off. The Boys try to launch a rubber chicken, fight over a wasabi pea, and try a hairy new look!
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28:25Episode 20
Trailer Park Bags
Episode 20
What's in the Bag this week? Robb, JP and Mike get bagged up, moisturised, tongue-tied, and taste the worst flavour potato chips ever! Also: Cozy hats for a great cause!
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17:30Episode 21
Come Together
Episode 21
Never mind the Bollocks, here's SwearNet Mailbag! This week's fuckin' good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!
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18:49Episode 22
Alpha Steel Muscle Man
Episode 22
Marvel at JP's rippling muscles as he punches his way into more Mailbag goodies! Mike gets gouging with his new weapon, and there's a SERIOUS candy stash! But what the fuck's a Twizzler Summit?!
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30:18Episode 23
BIG PACKAGE
Episode 23
SwearNet Mailbag - better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
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27:09Episode 24
For Rectal Use Only
Episode 24
Welcome to fuckin' Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it's Peter from Poland!