The Boys get buried in excellence today! There's sexy socks, a sexy car, a Sunshine girl, ball cakes, cock socks and... what the fuck is in that huge box?!

Hallelujah, it's another fully-baked Mailbag! This week, the Boys tuck into a meaty sausagefest, get t-shirts from a city that doesn't exist, and celebrate Mike's Beatles birthday. And don't forget, we accept all fucking currencies!!

On today's crazy Mailbag: Mike gets some sweet new fuckin' wheels and a liquor lock, Robb receives some erotic edible body paint, and JP gets fully weaponized!

Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat's taste test, and which taste like shit?

Another Mailbag, fuckers! This week, the Boys slice into some buzz kill mail, but then dig into some grimy shirts, some hand-delivered delicious wafer snacks along with a wedding invite! Also: JP puts on a gun show opening a big box of goodies from Bean Town. Fucking delicious!

Mailbag Alert: The Boys love getting free shit! Watch as Robb, JP and Mike open fan mail from all over the fucking place. This week, they receive burger money for Pat - but will he get it? Also: JP gets a love letter in the mail, 7 inches and 4 inches of sweet loving, and a magical night!!

The Boys love getting free shit! Watch as RANDY?!, JP, and Mike open fan mail from all over the world. Mike clearly needs to make a point - let's document the buying of shit! Also: Mike performs SPACE KITTIES!

The code word for today is cantaloupe! Among the weird-ass items this week is a gift for JP's sex dungeon, alligator cat food for Mike, tubes of toothpaste what in the fuck?!? and a big, pink, STICKY surprise for JP...

The Boys get a group of half-licked envelopes, and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes, and an epic package contains a good ol' fashioned box inside a box!

The Boys love getting free shit, even fucking letters well sort of! Watch as Robb, Mike and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the Boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus: Mike gets some DECENT coasters... and who are the pink s...

The Boys and Chipper have been sent four mystery cubes – whoever solves the puzzle wins liquor cash and a prize! Who’s too stoned to figure it out? Also: What do Uncle Bud’s nuts taste like?

In today's Mailbag: A touching letter, dope art, a shitty Pop Rocks overload, Gus Fring, and greasy wild pig snacks! Also: JP's gonna have the time of his life with his dirrrty new board game!

This week: A song for Ray, hot slutty Golden Girls, fart control solutions, and a fucking wild new look for Robb! Plus: Mike sharpens his pencil in a cat's butt!

On today's stuffed Mailbag: A fucked idea for a SwearNet show, candy smokes let's go, bone suckin' mustard and a Beatles bonanza! And are two superfans trying to kill the Boys with fucking fruit pies?!?

It's raining cats and cocks in the SwearNet studio, but the Boys don't give a fuck as they've got hard rock, booger beans and dirty ol' lobster in a can! Plus: A big package for Ricky Lafleur!

There's three sexy-as-fuck packages in the Mailbag this week! The Boys receive fancy hemp oil treats, quail eggs and beaver nuggets, plus a book for NOT pulling your goalie to... now there's a fucking challenge! Also: Has Robb won $2.5 million in a scratchcard lottery?

Fuck the muscle milk, JP's got a birthday candy blowout! Just how many peanuts, Oreos and honeybuns can one mawfacka eat? Also: What is the mystery shit that can't be opened on air?

There's a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it's stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin' feast - and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!

On the latest action-packed Mailbag: JP get pissed and foils a plot, there's something retro for Bubbles' boom box, and Ricky gets a new cook book! Is he gonna make piss butter?!

The Boys receive an official-looking letter... are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!

Swords are flying today as JP gets fucked over again - let's hope he doesn't lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn't, and a gummy explosion!

Everyone's a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn't fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma's taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!

Mike's got a big birthday blowout package, including awesome Oreos, exploding space food, and a bunch of $crilla! Also: The Boys receive the contents of a Hawaiian hardware store?!

The Boys receive some mouth-watering treats this week - but who's brave enough to eat the chocolate cock? Also: JP gets a box of East Coast goodies, and Mike's birthday blowout continues!