Liquor Stories

Liquor Stories

2 Seasons

Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, James Lahey, is no stranger to "The Liquor", or drinking himself to edge of the shit abyss. Join him and his trusty liquor cabinet on a trip down Memory Lane, where every drop of liquor tells a different story.

Liquor Stories
  • VAT 69

    Episode 1

    Join James Lahey in a toast to a new season of Liquor Stories! Take a trip down memory lane to a hot summer’s day in New York CIty, and find out the fucked connection between Scottish men and VAT 69!

  • Duchessa Chianti

    Episode 2

    Lahey brings us back to a life-changing trip he took to Italy as a young man trying to find himself. He found himself alright, with a bottle of wine, running bulls, and more than one sexy Italian!

  • Liquor Dreams

    Episode 3

    Lahey had a liquor epissany while he slept. It was an idea so fucking mind-blowing that he had to bust into SwearNet studios in the middle of the night to share it with you shit weasels before he forgot it!

  • Let the Liquor Do the Bowling

    Episode 4

    Lahey leaves his liquor parlour to avenge an 20-year-old injustice. It’s back to the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley, where Lahey was once robbed of a trophy that he rightfully earned!

  • Benedictine Brandy

    Episode 5

    It has a foul smell and a foul taste, but Benedictine Brandy does the trick, and it allows Lahey to deliver an inspiring lecture on crossing the shit line. Remember, when you drink with the grain of the liquor, anything can happen!

  • How to Be a Successful Alcoholic

    Episode 6

    Join Jim Lahey on a trip down memory lane to his days as a Catholic altar boy, and learn about the trials and liquor tribulations of the young man who would become the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park!