Liquor Stories

Liquor Stories

2 Seasons

Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, James Lahey, is no stranger to "The Liquor", or drinking himself to edge of the shit abyss. Join him and his trusty liquor cabinet on a trip down Memory Lane, where every drop of liquor tells a different story.

Liquor Stories
  • Liquor Stories - Pilot Episode

    Episode 1

    Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, the Liquor. This week, he introduces us to his beloved "Bim Jeam". Coupla drinks and a coupla takes – how hard can it be?

  • Liquor Stories - Pilot Episode Second Attempt

    Episode 2

    Telling Liquor Stories is hard to do, especially when you're drunk as fuck. Will Lahey be sober enough for the first episode? Find out 22 December!

  • Bell's Blended Scotch Whisky

    Episode 3

    Ding dingy ding ding! He stayed sober enough to complete the first full episode, but what's "sober" to Drunky the Clown? Watch Jim stumble through his tale about Bell's Blended Scotch whisky.

  • Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon

    Episode 4

    With the help of his good friend Jim Beam, James Lahey recalls his very first time – getting drunk as fuck!

  • Famous Newfoundland Screech

    Episode 5

    Is ye a screecher? Get ready to kiss the cod but not with your cock as Master of Ceremonies James Lahey performs a Newfoundland screech-in!

  • Potter's Canadian Whisky

    Episode 6

    Sit back, light a candle, put a nice lil' fire on, loosen up your underwear ... Lahey has a Liquor Story that will give you a little pinky bone!

  • Italian Amaretto

    Episode 7

    Jim Lahey pops open his liquor bunny and tells you everything you ever wanted to know – and didn't want to know – about his journey with amaretto!

  • Vodka

    Episode 8

    Wanna see a lil' Jim Lahey show? Today's Liquor Story explores the purest of all beverages – vodka. And it isn't long before Jim falls under its influence...

  • More Liquor Stories Coming to SwearNet!

    Episode 9

    Jim Lahey won't stop until he's finished every drop. Watch out for a new episode of Liquor Stories on Monday, 17 August!

  • Episode 7 - Bol's Gold Liqueur

    Episode 10

    Jim casts his expert liquor eye over Bols Gold Liqueur – biddly-bottled since 1575! He also tells us what happens when you mix ballroom dancing and LSD...

  • Saki
    04:42
    Episode 11

    Saki

    Episode 11

    Jim spills his story about the "Chinese lady from Japan", but he's not allowed to take even one sippy-poo!

  • Lionstone Whisky

    Episode 12

    Doctor of Epissedemology, Jim Lahey, at your cervix! This week, he tells a shitty shaggy dog story that will have you weeping into your bourbon!

  • Christian Brothers Brandy

    Episode 13

    Jim Lahey extols the virtues of Christan Brothers Brandy – just don't drink it in church!

  • Angostura Rum

    Episode 14

    Lahey downs a famous rum from 'Trinibag & Tobagel' – and he's determined to get drunk as fuck before his performance tonight at the Blandford Recreation Centre!

  • Christmas with Randy

    Episode 15

    Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!

  • Cognac
    05:18
    Episode 16

    Cognac

    Episode 16

    Jim Lahey takes you back to 19th century Paris, and tells the story of a revolutionary liquor that got Napoleon's army drunk as fuck!

  • Old St. Andrew's Scotch Whisky

    Episode 17

    Jim Lahey grabs his little white balls, and discusses the ancient sports of golf and getting shitfaced!