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  • Dirty Diapers and Gold Rings

    Tracy's boyfriend Brodie Currie is flipped out over what the girls chose to share online preventing her from ever mentioning him or his family on the internet again. Martina's daughter Brandi-Lynn went to jail and missed out on graduation and Tracy's father ditched the scooter for the ride on la...

  • ChatBONER

    Time's running out to stash the slime before winter, and Terry's got some wild ideas how to transport it out of Halifax! Julian continues to make friends with his AI buddy, and Terry ponders rocket-launching balloons. Plus: Don't tell the Oak Island dicks - Terry's about to go on a treasure hunt?!

  • Now, That’s a Family!

    Rhett misreads Eliza’s hint and chases a grand gesture. When Sheryl Lee Ann (Katelyn McCulloch) arrives to sell junk tied to Mark and Norma Jean’s insurance scam, he spots a ring and plans a proposal. The rightful owners return to claim it, and Rhett balks. Their bluster draws wannabe robbers, tu...

  • BONUS: As-tu des cigarettes or wha? Avec Sami Landri

    On today’s episode we meet a real DRAG QUEEN and social media artist, Sami Landri! Sami gives us a lesson in all things Acadian. Who knew the French Club in New Waterford had ties to Beyoncé!

  • Takin' Care Of Business

    Terry wants to be Julian's smart slime business partner - but can he pass the fuckin' interview? They also discuss sweaty dogs, ant-infused cheese, and why Jacob's lost in the woods with only one shoe. Plus: Is Terry as smart as ChatGPT?

  • The Wrong Arm of the Law

    Maggie’s subpoena plunges King & Pawn into legal chaos. Desperate,
    Rhett calls Mark Flaherty, who promptly moves trial prep into the cramped
    shop, straining Eliza. To fund a defense, Rhett and Eliza pitch a blunt
    banker (Liam Fair) who challenges their idea of family. Meanwhile, Mark
    teams with N...

  • BONUS: Waking Up In Cold Sweats with Alicia McCarvell

    Turns out content creator superstar Alicia McCarvell has Cape Breton roots. Alicia stops by the she shed and teaches Tracy and Martina about self-love, body positivity, and how body shaming your kid is actually toxic behavior. Who knew!

  • Terry's Moon Shit

    Julian, Terry and Jacob discover a billion dollar product... and it's growing under Ricky's trailer! But what the fuck can they do with it? There's also footage of the Green Bastard's All Elite Wrestling debut, and news on Ricky's jail hockey tournament. Plus: Do peanut trucker drinks taste like ...

  • The Ancient Trial of Molasses

    Kayla has one last chance to save the Polley Wash by succeeding in The Ancient Trial of Molasses thanks to a loophole discovered in the Car Wash Conservation Act.
    Mister Dulse’s confidence in his abilities to sabotage Kayla Polley are at an all time low. His final plan? To help Kayla Polley, spir...

  • Is Jacob Smarter Than Julian?

    Ricky's banged up in jail again, so Jacob is bringing the chips - and the smarts! They discuss muscle snuggies, Jacob's shitty career choices, and the weird world of furries. Plus: Why gettin' overlearnt could land you in hospital!

  • Dirty Cars - Clean Souls

    The Polley Wash Experience has become a local sensation, thanks to the slogan and viral hashtag: Dirty Cars - Clean Souls. This success ruins the grand opening of The Royal Rinse and Dulse retaliates with a devastating aerial assault unleashed by Gull and his flock of Saint John seagulls.
    Meanwhi...

  • Park After Dark 2.0

    After an unfortunate trailer-fucking-up incident, Bubbles has remodeled the Park After Dark set... and it looks fuckin' DECENT! But what will Julian and Ricky think? Plus: liquor news, baby bunions, and an important question: What would you shove up your arse while shoplifting?

  • The Bionic Arm

    The Polley Wash Experience is born! Kayla begins providing an ASMR spa-like experience for her customers rather than simply washing their cars, unlocking an untapped market. Johnny Polley, in the grips of depression due to his early retirement, blocks out all local gossip while playing the VLTs a...

  • The Green Bastard, Jelly Roll, And A Meat Bear

    Fuck yeah, Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail! But no fires at the park, boys, or you'll be right back in con college. Bubbles brings exciting news - and video! - of his performance with music legend Jelly Roll, and the Green Bastard's professional wrestling debut. Plus: The Boys ponder poo...

  • The West Side Squeegee Gang

    With Summer & Finn as her new marketing team, Kayla’s popularity begins to rise on social media; people even know her name! Kayla still feels like the world needs to know she CAN wash cars. Unfortunately, she sucks at it…
    Meanwhile, with the help of his sidekick Gull, Mister Dulse hires the West ...

  • True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit

    The Boys are book learnin' today! Be amazed at fucked facts about deer-whales, Japanese vending machines, and a very long kitty. And watch out Steve French - Ricky wants to punch out a mountain lion! Plus: Julian is... Pumpalicious!

  • The Great Trial of Molasses

    The legendary Johnny Polley runs the Polley Wash with help from his daughter, Kayla Polley. Kayla, still living in the shadow of her father’s accomplishments, struggles to establish her identity around town; locals don’t even remember her name. With encouragement from Summer & Finn, a millennial ...

  • Car Wash Boys

    Fight! Fight! Fight! The Boys clash over Bubbles' decision to buy a new show for TPB+, but the trailer looks pretty fackin' decent! There's also a baby-bornting robot, a dirty disaster at 36,000ft, and speeding ticket fuckery in Switzerland. Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a TV show quiz?