Dear Julian
2 Seasons
Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.
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03:11Episode 1
Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla
Episode 1
Got a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter retirement, and what's more important – your buddies or your wife.
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05:18Episode 2
Banging and Pokey
Episode 2
Accidentally made your best friend's sister pregnant and don't know what the fuck to do? Tell Dear Julian...
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05:11Episode 3
Potatoes in a Bucket
Episode 3
Julian has advice for a lonely Swedish stoner, a wannabe muscleman, and a realtor trying to make it in the trailer park world!
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05:23Episode 4
Playing the Stripper Game
Episode 4
Julian gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don't want to bang!
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05:19Episode 5
Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit
Episode 5
Can't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on controlling your dope habit, and why you should keep your lust in check on a first date.
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04:48Episode 6
Piss in the Milk
Episode 6
Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!
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06:04Episode 7
We'll Take Care of It... For $500
Episode 7
Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!
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05:13Episode 8
Awesome Greasy
Episode 8
Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.
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07:35Episode 9
Cash Will Make You Happy
Episode 9
Julian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!
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07:06Episode 10
Stop Your Fucking Whining
Episode 10
Julian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!
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08:17Episode 11
Pace Yourself, Bud
Episode 11
Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!
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07:23Episode 12
Go with the Hash
Episode 12
Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!
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06:39Episode 13
How Not to Be a Fucking Loser
Episode 13
Julian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can't be fucking bothered!
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06:29Episode 14
When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock
Episode 14
Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!
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08:51Episode 15
Fuck the Government
Episode 15
Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!
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08:17Episode 17
Dick Genes
Episode 17
Julian blasts through this week's pile of problems, including shitty tenants, shitty landlords, shitty neighbours, and shitty business ideas!
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08:30Episode 18
Toughen the Fuck Up
Episode 18
Julian gives advice on whether to blackmail a greasy neighbour cheating on his wife, and what to do if you don't like to party but wanna make friends!
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07:03Episode 19
Get the Fuck Outta Bed
Episode 19
To drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have ADD and can't get out of bed! I keep crying in the shower!
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07:28Episode 20
Fill Up That Gut
Episode 20
How to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at SwearNet!
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11:13Episode 21
Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High
Episode 21
Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.
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08:45Episode 22
Move to Sunnyvale
Episode 22
It seems a lot of problems could be solved by doing a bit less bitching and a bit more banging. Julian has advice for the recently divorced, the infertile, and the cowardly. Plus: how Americans should deal with their fucked election.
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16:46Episode 23
Advice from Two Hungover Dicks
Episode 23
Ricky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get advice on salvia, dealing with dicks, and what to do if you ever meet Lahey and Randy.
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05:39Episode 24
How to Not Piss Yourself
Episode 24
The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.