Someone’s been fucking around at SwearNet studios, with Preston’s office being a particularly fucked-over target. Preston checks the security tapes - does he discover the culprit? YOU BET!

On the advice of Mike fuckin’ Smith, Kaitlin and Laura head down to the Halifax waterfront to see who can casually drop in the most swear words while trying to order food. Which fucking fuck will get the most fucks in?

Things get steamy when Laura and Kaitlin partake in a local custom. What happens in Halifax stays in Halifax!

Ah, the magical nervous energy that comes with a blind date. Will it be love at first sight? Could a soul mate be waiting? Laura wants to make sure she puts her best foot forward, and she knows just the way to do it.