Which came first, the chicken or the... horse?!

Kaitlin and Laura get high and discuss that movie about the future with the robots and shit.

When you're a hot young actor trying to make it in the movies, you gotta do what you gotta do...

Kaitlin and Laura are back at the SwearNet studio and are making some daring new shows! And if things get fucked up... Preston can deal with it.

Join lovely European sluts Svetlana and Vivian for sex tips, relationship advice, and a lesson on how to make a Blow Job... cocktail!

Never seen the classic Humphrey Bogart movie and want to know all about it? For fuck's sake don't watch this.

Ahhh, the warm afterglow of that perfect first date banging session. What could possibly go wrong...

Wanna look like Johnny Depp? Of course you fucking do! Kaitlin and Laura show you how.

Top o' the afternoon to ya SwearNet! Broadcasting from the basement, Laura learns to dress for her body, Kaitlin's motorist morals are tested, and we get a stoned review of Psycho! All brought to you by the dangerously cheap No Name Airlines!

Charming Euro-sluts Svetlana and Vivian are back! This week, they're talking Sex on the Beach both the drink and the act of banging on a beach, and they're answering viewer questions!

Pickles and Jelly are joined by their smelly friend Hippie Ted, and if you're a fan of magic, Hippie Ted has a treat for you! Learn how to buy and ingest shrooms, but remember - STAY NORMAL!

Kaitlin is heartbroken -- Laura is planning to leave town. But will the girls allow small differences to tear their friendship apart??

SwearNet’s fucked up janitor Jean Marie asks Laura to follow her on an average day in the studio. You’ll see some DECENT cameos from SwearNet staff and the Boys themselves - unfortunately none of them know what the FUCK Jean Marie is doing at SwearNet. YOU BET!

Well, The Morning Show has completely fallen to shit and the girls have already gone way over their $50 production budget. Thankfully, they have a ton of Mom Wine now with tequila! to get both fucked AND fucked up.

Silly scoundrels Pickles and Jelly are back! The girls discuss the differences between “photography” and “pornography” and experiment with Horse Tranquilizer! Today’s episode is brought to you by the word of the day: LESBIANS!

Ashley lives a dull life, working a boring job, in a loveless marriage. But this is no ordinary day -- things are about to get pretty fuckin’ crazy, pretty fuckin’ quick!

The worst part of a one night stand is trying to make a sneaky exit without having to deal with the random fucker you’ve banged. Kaitlin tries her best ninja moves and attempts to vanish without a trace!

Jean Marie is tired of being underappreciated at SwearNet studios. She’s gunning for a promotion, and whether it’s mopping walls, renting vehicles, or buying lunch for the office, she’s going to prove that she’s an ASSet. YOU BET!

Heather the samsquamptch has awoken from hibernation and she has a hunger for LOVE! With a little help from her BFF Barb, Heather sets up a Tinder account and finds herself on the fast track to romance!

Who better to answer viewer sex questions than former porn stars Svetlana and Vivian? Learn about avoiding pregnancy, how to make a Slippery Nipple, and discover the “Sex Fact of the Day.” This episode is brought to you lots and lots of cocaine!

Not that long ago, Heather the Samsquamptch barely knew what Tinder was. Fast forward a few short weeks, and she already thinks she’s pregnant! Her date may not remember, this, but... they were not as “safe” as they could’ve been!

Vivian and Svetlana are well lubricated for the 4th and final edition of the Cocktale Hour! Vivian discusses her love of animals ferrets and dogs are the flavour of the day today, and Svetlana discusses her love of Vivian’s dad. Plus: learn how to mix yourself a “Screaming Orgasm!”

SwearNet’s plucky custodian Jean Marie never lets a showbiz opportunity pass her by. If Laura wants to put together an audition tape, Jean Marie is going to get herself some of that action, you bet!

Heather the samsquamptch comes to work on a sleepy Monday to find the office empty. Suspecting the jokes on her, and loving a good prank, Heather has a bit of fun and gets some revenge on her hillarious coworkers!