'Cheap Smokes' comedy duo Kaitlin and Laura were thrilled with your comments about their SwearNet debut! They wanted to say thanks, and show you their boobs... OR DID THEY?

Holy shit, lock up your sons! And your liquor. And your bananas. Cheap Smokes are in the 'hood!

Wanna know what a girl REALLY does when she goes to "freshen up" in the bathroom? It's not pretty!

Kaitlin and Laura attempt to share their opinions on legalizing marijuana, after drinking a giant bottle of tequila.

Kaitlin and Laura attempt to teach a Pilates workout despite being extremely hungover.

Ted and Jenna come to the end of an adorable first date. Then something goes HORRIBLY wrong.

Just when you finally get a cute guy's number, something shitty happens!

Ever woken up after a drunken night out and can't remember what happened? This probably happened.

Sometimes, you just gotta fucking DANCE.

Kaitlin and Laura take to the streets to raise awareness about a condition that affects everyone. Yep, that means you too.

Don't worry boys, Kaitlin and Laura are looking after the SwearNet studio while you're away! Nothing has been fucked up. Much.

Join kids' entertainers Pickles and Jelly for songs and jokes, arts and crafts, liquor and crack pipes! Wait, what the fuck...

Swipe left or swipe right? Kaitlin and Laura take the live Tinder challenge, and find out which one the men of Halifax wanna bang!

Pickles & Jelly are joined by their new friend and neighbour, Cory Smickler! And Cory knows of a super fun way to GET HAPPY...

The girls work off their hangovers with a Hip-Hop-West-African-Latin-American-Flamenco workout routine, led by Cedric the Personal Trainer!

This week, Pickles & Jelly learn that swearing is wrong and you should never fucking do it! And Uncle Terry drops by with a bag of white magic...

Hey girls, wanna look like Marilyn Monroe? Let makeup expert Kaitlin show you how, as she transforms Laura into the blonde movie goddess!

Laura interviews beloved SwearNet employee, Jean Marie! But what the fuck does she actually do??

Thinking of going to a fancy dress party as a hot dog, or sexy Donald Trump? Think again....

Drive-thru coffee, office parties, dead antelopes... just a day in the life of a modern, go-getting samsquamptch.

Start your day right with The Morning Show! Get the lowdown on movies we've never seen, a special news report from Pat Roach, and tons of crazy morning fun. Brought to you by Mom Wine!

Good morning SwearNet! The Morning Show ladies pull a hilarious prank, review the Indiana Jones movie or whatever the fuck it was called, and get fit with a super amazing workout. Pat Roach also has a hot story about muthafucking Mars! Sponsored by Mom Wine - it makes ya cool!

What's it like inside the SwearNet studio? Kaitlin and Laura take you on a tour to its most intimate parts!

Top o' the morning to ya! On today's Morning Show, Kaitlin attempts to pull a crazy piss prank, there's a stoned review of The Terminator, and Pat Roach investigates monkeys!